NANCYLICIOUS

Animal Cruelty

Posted on | August 23, 2011 | No Comments

“I have a lot of nicknames for him,” I tell R, petting her dog. “The first time you had me dogsit, he actually wouldn’t answer to his name because I didn’t call him that the entire time.”

“Oh? So what did you call him?”

“Let’s see: Mr. Sassypants, Pupples, Little Man, Lovebug, Handsy – because he uses his front paws a lot, um…”  I grow quiet.  “Stupidhead….”

“Oh yes!” she says.  He licks her.

“I call him stupidhead, too.”

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